December 2011
what to do when a popular girl who parties wants to come to your new years gathering and doesn’t realize how lame you are.
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so 2011 has had its ups and downs, but one of the major ups was all of you guys, on tumblr. in my lowest moments, all of you made me feel like it was going to be fine. and it is going to be fine, and for 2012 I’m just going to try to live my life. but I want you all to know that I consider you my friends, even if that sounds lame haha. because you’ve been there when other people...
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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me: *showing my mom sutton foster* shes perfect
me: shes so perfect omg
me: literally perfect
me: let me be you let me soak in your perfect
mom: theres no such thing as perfection
me: exCUSE yOU
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TOMORROW! TOMORROW! SHERLOCK’S BACK TOMORROW! IT’S ONLY A DAY AWWAAYYYYY
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person: what's your favourite celebrity?
me: martin freeman
person: okay, what's the name of your first pet?
me: martin freeman
person: favourite colour?
me: martin freeman
person: that's not a-
me:
person:
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person: what's your favourite type of corn?
me: martin FREEMAN
person: what's your favourite way to cook things?
me: MARTIN FREEMAN
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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officialmittromney asked: 10/11/12
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